Your second birthday was great fun. You're now a talkative (in your own way) little boy. You have amazing rock'n'roll hair. You are fully independently mobile, too! Not potty trained yet, but you know what it's for and use it occasionally. No pressure.
I am feeling OK, and am still very much mobile. We recently bought you a shoulder harness so you can be carried on my shoulders without falling off etc. Tis hilarious, and you absolutely love it.
We've also started potty training you, and I have to say you're doing pretty bloody well, you smart little crapmachine :) I love you little man xx.